Wait… Why Is This Even Here?

No one will ever notice this privacy policy. I don’t even know why it exists. Except for someone like me. And now you. If you’re reading this, you found it. Regret it now.

We Need Your Email (To Send You Stuff)

By signing up, you give me your email. But don’t forget—once I have it, it could be used in ways you might not expect. Stay subscribed if you want to stay in the loop.

Your Info Is Safe (But Not Forever)

I keep your email secure, but once it’s in my system, it might end up in unexpected places. I won’t share it with random strangers, but I’ll use it to its full potential.

Cookies Are Just for the Website (And We Track You)

I use cookies to improve your experience on my site, and yes, I track you. It’s not personal—it’s business. You’re here, and I’m going to make sure you keep coming back.

Unsubscribe? Yeah, You Can. But Seriously…

You can unsubscribe at any time, but you’ll miss out on all the cool stuff. Think hard before you hit that button. Once you’re gone, you might not come back.

Accidentally Ended Up Here?

If you clicked on this by mistake, too bad. You’re in it now. Might as well stick around and see what happens.

Questions? Better Ask Quickly.

Got questions? Reach out, but remember—I don’t do apologies. I do business.

TL;DR: Yes, I Sell Your Email IDs. Deal With It.

Here’s the hard truth about your email. When you sign up, I collect your email address to send you updates. And guess what? I might share it with others. So if you want to keep getting my emails, you better stick around.